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Anonymous asked: Green, Black, Teal, Grey,

i have an idea of who this might be… *FIRST ANON WOOT WOOT!!!*

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taarya:

skeleton smartypants was defeated once and for all

(via jackbaracumquat)

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pemwin:

ladybowtheboo:

asobita-i:

Reblog for the last one

it’s a game show where everyone eats the furniture in a room and tries to see which is made of chocolate

So basically you’re telling me this is the best fucking game ever created

(Source: iraffiruse, via theotaco)

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ytvdisney17:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right? Remember when nemo first met him, and he said: “See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”
And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.
Guys.
Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

ytvdisney17:

spoopyyellowblues:

So everyone knows this little guy from finding nemo, right?
Remember when nemo first met him, and he said:
“See this tentacle? It’s actually shorter than all my other tentacles, but you can’t really tell.”

And in octopuses, one of their tentacles is actually their penis, and is structured slightly differently from the rest of their tentacles.

Guys.

Pearl was showing off his dick.

I thought Pearl was a girl.

(Source: breathing-lavendair, via noizxfood)

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Reblog and see if you get a color.

  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUSHIA: I wish I could bestfriend you off the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: You cause my heart to burn with a fiery passion!
  • GRAY: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • PINK: It would be most kind should you choose to follow me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are m-my tumblr crush...
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: PLEASE! I REQUEST YOU TO BE SEXUALLY INTIMATE WITH ME!
  • WHITE: I ASK FOR YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE!
  • GREEN: I find you most attractive...!
  • BLACK: I would quite enjoy spending time with you...just the two of us...
  • BROWN: I dislike you.
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kaibas-pants:

No.
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Background Actors Who Have No Idea What They Are Doing

makeitearlgrey:

ungratefullittleshit:

The guy who has no idea how brooms work:image

This guy that is pretty sure he was just kicked:image

This guy who has no control over his arm movements:

image

1. he’s practicing for his sweeping exam

2. clearly the force extended his kick

3. that dude is clearly practicing his sweet futuristic dance moves for when he goes out with his girl

(via irreplaceable-insecurities)

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